Meet Mustachio "The Gumshoe", twin brother of the recently deceased Gimpy The Gimp, AKA Roly Poly. Mustachio is a real detective, and like many detectives, is often referred to as a Gumshoe. Anyway, Mustachio is in town to visit the grave of his brother Gimpy, and also to find and arrest, or kill, Albert the Assassinator Killer and his side kick, Little Al The Gunman. As you can see, Mustachio came prepared for action, with his gun full of ammunition, and ready to deal death and destruction upon the killers Albert and Little Al.

Friends of Gimpy held a wake, and this is a picture of the get together. From Left to right, there is Shorty The Schmo, Mustachio, newly arrived Blocky The Blockhead, Charles The Snitch with his new hat, Cecil The Tooth, and the also newly arrived anonymous monster that continues to refuse to give his name. Everyone thinks he is in the witness protection program, and simply forgot his new name. Oh well, we are sure that we will find an appropriate name for him someday.


As the day progressed, the wake was continued in graveyard Gimpy is buried in. The picture on the right shows Cecil The Snitch keeping a lookout for Albert and Little Al. While you know that Mustachio is in town to arrest or kill Albert and Little Al, Albert and Little Al could also be hunting Mustachio, and may want to kill him before he gets them. The tension was palpable! Everyone was on guard.

A bit later in the day, Mustachio visited the grave of his brother Gimpy. Sitting on the headstone, remembering his brother and how he missed him and his cute little gimp, Mustachio was unaware of the danger that was right behind him.
Can you see them? Albert The Assassinator Killer and Little Al The Gunman? The great Detective Mustachio can’t. Amazing.

In case you could not see them, where is a closer image of Albert and Little Al.
What happened next is something that will be talked about in the Monster community for years. It seems that the newly arrived anonymous monster is actually an FBI informant! His, now her, name is Petunia The Spy!
Well, it seems that Petunia was working with Mustachio. Petunia, it seems, saw Albert and Little Al in the graveyard and told Mustachio where they were.

Mustachio tracked Albert and Little Al to the main house, and a chase ensued. Well, not really a fast chase, because no one can really run to fast, but it was a chase.
As you can see, Mustachio is somewhat far behind, but he is a detective and you know what that means. Donuts! Lots of donuts!
Because they keep in shape training to kill, Albert and Little Al escaped. And, they found Petunia!

Albert and Little Al killed Petunia. She was assassinated in a cruel manner, but having a gardening book dropped on her, crushing her slowly.
Look at Albert and Little Al. Sitting on Petunia like a hunting trophy. How cruel and heartless they are.

A memorial picture of Petunia The Spy is being posted in hopes of finding some of her relatives, and letting them know she is dead. Killed. Assassinated. Murdered.